January 2013
75 posts
nyb0mbshellxo:
Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad:
andwhispers:
every book you’ve ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters
bikinikill:
i hate having crushes because it makes me go from sassy independent beyonce to annoying clingy taylor swift in approximately two situations of direct eye contact
peniswentz:
i wish i lived in medieval times because then whenever i got mad at someone i could just yell “shes a witch” and they would be out of my life forever
cyberblogging:
chewing gum then drinking water
theoldveins:
hey let’s play whERE THE FUCK IS THE MUSIC COMING FROM
niggaqueef:
when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
Call Me Maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me:
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
wugs:
